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The beautiful russ woods has put out my ebook through love symbol press. it's called Brown Fuzzy Words. you should read it and if you tell me what you think of it, i will give you a kiss either via the internet or irl. here is a lil factoid about the ebook: i almost forgot to put in the thank you section for the people who read it before i sent it to the editor, and i felt like a piece of shit for three days because of it

russ did the cover/design. i like it

I also started a contest on LPP for the month of october (well, a couple days before). whichever poem on november first has the most votes wins, and its poemmeister will get my spare copy of The Map of the System of Human Knowledge, by James Tadd Adcox. taddy's written himself a fine book here, so this is an excellent prize to vie for. so VIE AWAY

yeah the cover's all backwards n shit. crazy, right? well, until

you read this, U AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN YET

My new roommate bought a badminton set for our backyard, and i've remembered just how mother fucking godlike i am at that game. i got wingspan like whoa. i challenge any person on the internet to 'come at me bro'. i'm gonna come out swingin. i'm gonna crush your windpipe with that birdie. i'm gonna fuck you up 21-zip. you're gonna rue the day you crossed rackets with me. etc etc

me irl (far right)

in other news, i have 1 dollar in the bank and got paid yesterday, so, if you want to give me money for pretty much any reason, send me an email and we'll figure out how valuable i am for sex work

ok bye.